Synonyms

Sometimes i really couldnt understand those kind of people.
Maybe its right that i should've just listened to my kind; to step aside and let things happen.
Cause that's the way i'll be proven right with time.
Speaking about proven right with time, i did that on other matter.
But some people just still wouldn't believe it.
Few months back saying i don't believe you, few months later saying u've never said such a thing.

Am i fated to see all the things falling apart one by one beside me?
All these morales and equality stuff, rightousness and bravery.
Am getting more and more tired holding on so tight to maintain the balance.
When can i get my rest?
Why do i have to hold firm onto it when everyone else is neglecting it totally?
Why do i have to try saving things that certain 'big' people wouldn't even treasure?
Why do i have to carry the mental burden when it should've been other's to bear?
No, i don't have to. I wouldn't care anymore after this.
I'll fulfill my last promise and stop being so kind.
When im sacrificing myself to cover up the tasks, those 'big' people just laugh and taking me as a barbarical brawns-for-brains idiot.
So maybe i should instead be the smarter (smartass, jackass) brainful (brawnless, spineless) gentleman (coward, chicken).

I've learnt so many synonyms lately:

kind = a dumbass
helpful = a jackass
rightous = an assh*le
reponsibilities = rubbish
caring person = weakling
tolerates = surrenders
good man= bastard
capable guy = shoot him down
protective = wasting time
morale = the hell with it

Replace the below passage with suitable synonyms:

Ah Seng is well-known for being kind and helpful. Not only being rightous, he also good in carrying responsibilities. He treats his people good, being a caring person. He tolerates all the time to people around him. He is a good man. When people sees him, they all smile and say "capable guy". He's always protective with his own people. One thing that he possess highly of - morale.

elegance = man's muscle
gentleman = high-class
rules and regulations = must follow even if you have to become a rapist
irresponsibilities = good for health
empty promises = vitamin A
slack in own duties = protein
pushing people around = zat besi
subordinate's welfare = cavity
superior = lick his boots
level 2 = lick harder
level 3 = lick hardest
level 4 = extra saliva
senior = step on his head
senior with no power = go die already

hopefully everyone can learn from here.